exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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