i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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