That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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