If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
