Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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