gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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