: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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