Dual....:-)
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
third nipple confirmed
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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