Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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