What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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