But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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