party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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