I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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