And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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