I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
two words...techno handjob
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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