So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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