My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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