The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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