I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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