i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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