the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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