On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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