don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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