Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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