i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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