I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My life is pants optional.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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