You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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