look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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