You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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