You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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