Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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