let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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