She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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