SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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