She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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