gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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