I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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