i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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