I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am mentally ready for anal.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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