Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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