I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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