I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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