one two three fourrrrnication!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You're a waste of cheezeits
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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