I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
