this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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