BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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