Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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