so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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