mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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