You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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