is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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